Wag the Tail

Linda nextdoor was a beauty queen
And a sight to be seen
But then she lost her itch
And turned to a mean old bitch

Wag the tail
Wag the tail
Wag the tail
Wag the tail

Her sister Emma's the perky one
Waist as sleek as they come
And when she's in the heat
All the males forget to eat

Wag the tail
Wag the tail
Wag the tail
Wag the tail

Cindy here is a long haired cutie
Always cuddly when off duty
Catch a whiff of her sail
And follow nose to tail

[Solo]

Wag the tail (I wag the tail)
Wag the tail (You wag the tail)
Wag the tail (They wag the tail)
Wag the tail (We wag the tail)
We all wag the tail